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Katrina Rasbold

Author · Witch · Healer · Teacher

The Great Canvas Coffin: Why “Let’s Go Cammmmmpinnnnng” is a Threat

Posted on May 15, 2026May 15, 2026 By Katrina Rasbold

When a slender, athletic person hears the word “camping,” they get a misty look in their eyes. They start vibrating at a frequency only detectable by hiking boots and high-end granola. To them, camping is a spiritual return to the earth, a chance to “unplug” and “recharge” while sleeping on a yoga mat that provides all the structural support of a single flour tortilla. They’re going to HIKE, and FISH, and ROCK CLIMB, and SLEEP ROUGH.

When those same words reach the ears of a goddess of substance, the reaction isn’t a vibration; it’s a full-body trauma shutdown. We don’t hear “nature.” We hear “logistics.” We hear “gravity.” We hear the sound of a plastic chair screaming for mercy in the middle of a forest where no one can hear you scream except for the bears who check their watch to time how long it takes for you to die after you hit the ground because you will feed their entire family for a year while your campmates are just the toothpicks that will dislodge your vital organs from their teeth after the feast.

To read the full article, go to the Body of a Goddess blog here: https://krasbold.substack.com/p/the-great-canvas-coffin

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Katrina Rasbold

I'm Katrina Rasbold, an author, witch, teacher, and storyteller. For more than forty years, I've explored practical magic through Eclectic Wicca, Appalachian folk magic, and devotional work with the Powers that walk the crossroads.

I write fiction and nonfiction, teach classes, and offer spiritual services rooted in the belief that magic belongs in everyday life. I'm still learning, still listening, and still finding new stories to tell.

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Contact: You can email me at drrasbold@gmail.com. I do not offer in-person, telephone, or video consultations.

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