Category: Body of a Goddess Blog

Let’s talk about the “The Scan.” You know the one. You walk into a restaurant, a theater, or a doctor’s waiting room, and before you’ve even said hello, your brain has performed a high-speed logistical analysis of the seating. Does that chair have arms? Are they bolted down? Is that…

Hello, Radiant Beings! Can you feel it? The shift in the air. We are closing out another chapter and standing on the precipice of a new year—2026 is just around the corner. I can smell that fresh air from here. Whenever a new year approaches, the noise gets louder. The…

To All My Beautiful Goddesses (of all genders and sizes), I don’t know about you, but I am absolutely thrilled to still be here. Every time I wake up and my knees only make three distinct popping sounds instead of a full percussion solo, I call it a win. We made it,…

I blinked. I swear to you, I just blinked. It was July, I was sweating in places that shouldn’t sweat, complaining about the heat, and then I closed my eyes for one second. When I opened them, it was December. Suddenly, the calendar is mocking me. It’s Christmas again. I told…

In 2011, turned fifty and discovered that middle age is basically the universe handing you a clearance tag and saying, “This one’s been through some things.” The joints creak like a haunted house door, the memories have potholes, and when you sneeze, something somewhere pops like bubble wrap. But the…